Australian to English Dictonary:

[For the record, I've been out, lunched, and am on my way to my dinner party on a boat. Here's a picture of the River Yarra that we'll be cruising along tonight. Also, a picture of the money in my wallet (well, clearly it isn't IN my wallet at this exact moment or I couldn't have take this picture, could I?). Yeah. That's right.]

Ok, now for something a bit more fun than listening me grizzel (that means complain).
The Australian to English Dictionary. (Also know as - things I have since learned being here that would make my BFF U.P. laugh)

WARNING - these can be tasteless!!

• A sparrow's fart - at dawn (as in "I was woken up by a phone call at a sparrow's fart")
• Aggro - aggressive
• Arsey - lucky (as in more arsey than brains)
• Awning over the toy shop - beer belly (on a man)
• bag o' fruit - a suit (as in clothes)
• barbie - barbeque
• barney - a fight
• barrack - to support a sports team (My host barracks for the Swans - a local football team)
• bee's dick - very small amount
• bizzo - business (as in - ay, Mate. What's the bizzo?)
• Bob's yer uncle - every thing is fine
• boss cocky - employer
• bum nuts - eggs
• carpet grubs - children (I'm not even kidding, people talk like this!)
• carry on like a pork chop - to be very busy
• cheese & kisses - the wife
• chuck a wobbly - throw a fit
• crook - sick (I feel a bit crook)
• dacks - pants
• drongo - stupid person
• dunny - toilet

Ok, I have to stop there. I'll add to my list as I walk around a bit. I have learned more than this, but let's just say MOST of the slang I have learned I can't in good conscience put down in writing!!